How does the pooch plea?

Bingley's in the dog house after being "convicted" of snatching and irreparably harming a freshly knit baby booty. It all happened less than 24 hours before I was planning to present the booties to Amber in celebration of her and Jon's first child, whom they are expecting in June.

Because I was able to purchase more yarn and miraculously make another pair of booties before Amber arrived on Thanksgiving, Bingley narrowly escaped a "severe punishment." When asked about the incident, he refused to comment. But his guilty expression says it all.